Watched The Croods: A New Age so you don't have to. You're welcome.

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The Croods: A New Age
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Searching for a safer habitat, the prehistoric Crood family discovers an idyllic, walled-in paradise that meets all of its needs. Unfortunately, they must also learn to live with the Bettermans -- a family that's a couple of steps above the Croods on the evolutionary ladder. As tensions between the new neighbors start to rise, a new threat soon propels both clans on an epic adventure that forces them to embrace their differences, draw strength from one another, and survive together.
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Searching for a safer habitat, the prehistoric Crood family discovers an idyllic, walled-in paradise that meets all of its needs. Unfortunately, they must also learn to live with the Bettermans -- a family that's a couple of steps above the Croods on the evolutionary ladder. As tensions between the new neighbors start to rise, a new threat soon propels both clans on an epic adventure that forces them to embrace their differences, draw strength from one another, and survive together.
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Cried during The Croods: A New Age. Mostly at the ticket price.
The Croods: A New Age is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
The Croods: A New Age is what improv class warned you about.
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Why is The Croods: A New Age rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
The Croods: A New Age (2020) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 26/100. Searching for a safer habitat, the prehistoric Crood family discovers an idyllic, walled-in paradise that meets all of its needs. Unfortunately, they must also learn to live with the Bettermans -- a family that's a coupl…
What streaming era or audience vibe does The Croods: A New Age fit best?+
The Croods: A New Age works best as a modern catalog staple for animation fans. With a Burn Index of 26/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is The Croods: A New Age worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
The Croods: A New Age scores 26/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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The cinematography in The Croods: A New Age is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought The Croods: A New Age was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Croods: A New Age actually is?
Rewatched The Croods: A New Age last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Hot Take: The Croods: A New Age's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the The Croods: A New Age performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
