Did we really need this? The Witch: Part 1. The Subversion exists purely because a studio executive needed to secure a yacht down payment.

“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
The Witch: Part 1. The Subversion
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Ja-yoon is a high school student who struggles with memory loss after she endured some unknown trauma during her childhood. While trying to uncover the truth, she is unwittingly dragged into a world of crime and finds herself on a journey that will awaken many secrets hidden deep within.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
Ja-yoon is a high school student who struggles with memory loss after she endured some unknown trauma during her childhood. While trying to uncover the truth, she is unwittingly dragged into a world of crime and finds herself on a journey that will awaken many secrets hidden deep within.
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Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. The Witch: Part 1. The Subversion knows its audience.
The Witch: Part 1. The Subversion: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
The Witch: Part 1. The Subversion is the cinematic equivalent of finding your old toys and trying to charge admission.
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Hot Take: The Witch: Part 1. The Subversion's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love The Witch: Part 1. The Subversion. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Witch: Part 1. The Subversion?
Everyone praising the The Witch: Part 1. The Subversion performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
The cinematography in The Witch: Part 1. The Subversion is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, The Witch: Part 1. The Subversion would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
