Even the popcorn looked bored during Midori.

“Script was written in ketchup.”
Midori
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
After losing her parents, young flower selling Midori is put up by a fairground group. She is abused and forced to slavery, until the arrival of an enigmatic magician of short stature, who gives her hope for a better future.
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After losing her parents, young flower selling Midori is put up by a fairground group. She is abused and forced to slavery, until the arrival of an enigmatic magician of short stature, who gives her hope for a better future.
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If Midori was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
Watched Midori so you don't have to. You're welcome.
Cried during Midori. Mostly at the ticket price.
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[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Midori?
Rewatched Midori last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Hot Take: Midori's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Midori performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
The cinematography in Midori is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Midori would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
