The science in Free Guy has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.

“Plot holes? We fell in.”
Free Guy
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
A bank teller discovers he is actually a background player in an open-world video game, and decides to become the hero of his own story. Now, in a world where there are no limits, he is determined to be the guy who saves his world his way before it's too late.
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A bank teller discovers he is actually a background player in an open-world video game, and decides to become the hero of his own story. Now, in a world where there are no limits, he is determined to be the guy who saves his world his way before it's too late.
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Free Guy put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
Laughed twice during Free Guy. Once was a sneeze.
Free Guy is what improv class warned you about.
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Hot Take: Free Guy's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Free Guy would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Free Guy actually is?
Everyone praising the Free Guy performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Free Guy?
Look, I wanted to love Free Guy. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
The cinematography in Free Guy is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Free Guy last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
