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If whispered monologues were currency, Rear Window would settle the national debt.
“Not even a post-credits scene could save this.”
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1954 · Thriller / Mystery / Drama
Rear Window
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A wheelchair-bound photographer spies on his neighbors from his apartment window and becomes convinced one of them has committed murder.
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RELEASE DATE
1954
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Thriller / Mystery / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
A wheelchair-bound photographer spies on his neighbors from his apartment window and becomes convinced one of them has committed murder.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-13 01:00 UTC
Rear Window: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-21 20:00 UTC
Rear Window: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-11 00:00 UTC
Rear Window: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.0k points
Hot Take: Rear Window's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Rear Window would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/TrueFilm · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.1k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Rear Window actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Rear Window. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Rear Window?
Everyone praising the Rear Window performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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