@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-29 23:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Ready or Not. Once was a sneeze.
“The tomato's grin says it all.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2019 · Horror / Comedy
Ready or Not
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A young bride's wedding night turns into her worst nightmare when her ridiculously rich in-laws force her to play a gruesome game of hide-and-seek.
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RELEASE DATE
2019
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GENRE
Horror / Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
A young bride's wedding night turns into her worst nightmare when her ridiculously rich in-laws force her to play a gruesome game of hide-and-seek.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-15 01:00 UTC
Watched Ready or Not so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-22 08:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Ready or Not.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-10 18:00 UTC
Ready or Not: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Ready or Not?
Everyone praising the Ready or Not performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 4.0k points
The cinematography in Ready or Not is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Ready or Not. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 1.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Ready or Not?
Director clearly thought Ready or Not was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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