Laughed twice during Encanto. Once was a sneeze.

“Plot holes? We fell in.”
Encanto
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
The tale of an extraordinary family, the Madrigals, who live hidden in the mountains of Colombia, in a magical house, in a vibrant town, in a wondrous, charmed place called an Encanto. The magic of the Encanto has blessed every child in the family—every child except one, Mirabel. But when she discovers that the magic surrounding the Encanto is in danger, Mirabel decides that she, the only ordinary Madrigal, might just be her exceptional family's last hope.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
The tale of an extraordinary family, the Madrigals, who live hidden in the mountains of Colombia, in a magical house, in a vibrant town, in a wondrous, charmed place called an Encanto. The magic of the Encanto has blessed every child in the family—every child except one, Mirabel. But when she discovers that the magic surrounding the Encanto is in danger, Mirabel decides that she, the only ordinary Madrigal, might just be her exceptional family's last hope.
Cast information unavailable.
Public Roast Feed
Encanto put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
The science in Encanto has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
Encanto is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
The cinematography in Encanto is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Encanto performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Encanto actually is?
Just got out of Encanto and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Encanto?
Look, I wanted to love Encanto. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Unpopular opinion: Encanto is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Encanto last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
