@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-15 03:00 UTC
Porno has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“Certified chaotic energy.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2020 · Comedy / Horror
Porno
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
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SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
When a group of naive teens working at a movie theater in a small Christian town discover a mysterious film hidden in its basement, they unleash an alluring succubus who gives them a sex education…written in blood.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2020
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
When a group of naive teens working at a movie theater in a small Christian town discover a mysterious film hidden in its basement, they unleash an alluring succubus who gives them a sex education…written in blood.
STARRING CAST
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-23 03:00 UTC
Porno thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-11 21:00 UTC
Porno: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-21 01:00 UTC
Laughed twice during Porno. Once was a sneeze.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/criticalkino · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.7k points
Hot Take: Porno's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Porno was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Porno?
Rewatched Porno last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 2.7k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Porno actually is?
Honestly, Porno would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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