@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-16 05:00 UTC
Tenet treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2020 · Action / Thriller / Sci-Fi
Tenet
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Armed with only one word - Tenet - and fighting for the survival of the entire world, the Protagonist journeys through a twilight world of international espionage on a mission that will unfold in something beyond real time.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2020
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Action / Thriller / Sci-Fi
PLOT SUMMARY
Armed with only one word - Tenet - and fighting for the survival of the entire world, the Protagonist journeys through a twilight world of international espionage on a mission that will unfold in something beyond real time.
STARRING CAST
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@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-23 04:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Tenet knows its audience.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-11 10:00 UTC
Tenet: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-20 07:00 UTC
Tenet should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 0.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Tenet actually is?
Everyone praising the Tenet performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.8k points
The cinematography in Tenet is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Tenet last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Tenet?
Honestly, Tenet would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.7k points
Hot Take: Tenet's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Tenet and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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