Watched Ice Age: Continental Drift so you don't have to. You're welcome.

“Script was written in ketchup.”
Ice Age: Continental Drift
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Manny, Diego, and Sid embark upon another adventure after their continent is set adrift. Using an iceberg as a ship, they encounter sea creatures and battle pirates as they explore a new world.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
Manny, Diego, and Sid embark upon another adventure after their continent is set adrift. Using an iceberg as a ship, they encounter sea creatures and battle pirates as they explore a new world.
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Cried during Ice Age: Continental Drift. Mostly at the ticket price.
Ice Age: Continental Drift is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
Ice Age: Continental Drift is what improv class warned you about.
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The cinematography in Ice Age: Continental Drift is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Ice Age: Continental Drift and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Ice Age: Continental Drift?
Look, I wanted to love Ice Age: Continental Drift. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Ice Age: Continental Drift actually is?
Rewatched Ice Age: Continental Drift last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Unpopular opinion: Ice Age: Continental Drift is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Ice Age: Continental Drift was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
