Cried during E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial. Mostly at the ticket price.

“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
An alien is left behind on Earth and saved by the 10-year-old Elliott who decides to keep him hidden in his home. While a task force hunts for the extra-terrestrial, Elliott, his brother, and his little sister Gertie form an emotional bond with their new friend, and try to help him find his way home.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
An alien is left behind on Earth and saved by the 10-year-old Elliott who decides to keep him hidden in his home. While a task force hunts for the extra-terrestrial, Elliott, his brother, and his little sister Gertie form an emotional bond with their new friend, and try to help him find his way home.
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If E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
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[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial?
Rewatched E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Hot Take: E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial actually is?
Director clearly thought E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
