@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-03 09:00 UTC
Alienoid is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
“Plot holes? We fell in.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2022 · Sci-Fi / Action / Fantasy / Adventure
Alienoid
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Gurus in the late Goryeo dynasty try to obtain a fabled, holy sword, and humans in 2022 hunt down an alien prisoner that is locked in a human's body. The two parties cross paths when a time-traveling portal opens up.
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2022
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Sci-Fi / Action / Fantasy / Adventure
PLOT SUMMARY
Gurus in the late Goryeo dynasty try to obtain a fabled, holy sword, and humans in 2022 hunt down an alien prisoner that is locked in a human's body. The two parties cross paths when a time-traveling portal opens up.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-16 18:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, Alienoid would be banned for life.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-23 05:00 UTC
Alienoid treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-26 05:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Alienoid knows its audience.
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Alienoid actually is?
Everyone praising the Alienoid performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Alienoid?
Just got out of Alienoid and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 0.8k points
The cinematography in Alienoid is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Alienoid. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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