Watched The Matrix Reloaded so you don't have to. You're welcome.

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The Matrix Reloaded
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
The Resistance builds in numbers as humans are freed from the Matrix and brought to the city of Zion. Neo discovers his superpowers, including the ability to see the code inside the Matrix. With machine sentinels digging to Zion in 72 hours, Neo, Morpheus and Trinity must find the Keymaker to ultimately reach the Source.
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The Resistance builds in numbers as humans are freed from the Matrix and brought to the city of Zion. Neo discovers his superpowers, including the ability to see the code inside the Matrix. With machine sentinels digging to Zion in 72 hours, Neo, Morpheus and Trinity must find the Keymaker to ultimately reach the Source.
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The science in The Matrix Reloaded has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
The Matrix Reloaded: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
The Matrix Reloaded has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
Hot Take: The Matrix Reloaded's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched The Matrix Reloaded last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Matrix Reloaded?
Look, I wanted to love The Matrix Reloaded. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Matrix Reloaded?
Everyone praising the The Matrix Reloaded performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Unpopular opinion: The Matrix Reloaded is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of The Matrix Reloaded and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
