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Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, After We Collided.
“This tomato has seen things.”
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2020 · Drama / Romance
After We Collided
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Tessa finds herself struggling with her complicated relationship with Hardin; she faces a dilemma that could change their lives forever.
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RELEASE DATE
2020
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Drama / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
Tessa finds herself struggling with her complicated relationship with Hardin; she faces a dilemma that could change their lives forever.
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@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-10 18:00 UTC
After We Collided confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-20 17:00 UTC
Watched After We Collided so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-10 11:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during After We Collided.
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r/boxoffice · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 1.7k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in After We Collided?
Everyone praising the After We Collided performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 2.5k points
Hot Take: After We Collided's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love After We Collided. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in After We Collided actually is?
Just got out of After We Collided and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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