@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-28 12:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during The Passion of the Christ.
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2004 · Drama
The Passion of the Christ
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A graphic portrayal of the last twelve hours of Jesus of Nazareth's life.
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RELEASE DATE
2004
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
A graphic portrayal of the last twelve hours of Jesus of Nazareth's life.
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@RATIO_RAT2025-12-14 19:00 UTC
The Passion of the Christ is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-07 17:00 UTC
If The Passion of the Christ was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-03 23:00 UTC
Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, The Passion of the Christ.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.1k points
The cinematography in The Passion of the Christ is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched The Passion of the Christ last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Passion of the Christ?
Just got out of The Passion of the Christ and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 0.9k points
Unpopular opinion: The Passion of the Christ is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought The Passion of the Christ was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.4k points
Hot Take: The Passion of the Christ's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, The Passion of the Christ would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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