@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-02 19:00 UTC
Ne Zha is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2019 · Animation / Fantasy / Adventure
Ne Zha
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
A young boy is born as the reincarnation of a demonic power, into a society that hates and fears him. Destined by prophecy to bring destruction to the world, Nezha must choose between good and evil to see if he can change his fate.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2019
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GENRE
Animation / Fantasy / Adventure
PLOT SUMMARY
A young boy is born as the reincarnation of a demonic power, into a society that hates and fears him. Destined by prophecy to bring destruction to the world, Nezha must choose between good and evil to see if he can change his fate.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-01 23:00 UTC
Watched Ne Zha so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-01 07:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Ne Zha.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-11-30 18:00 UTC
Ne Zha: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Ne Zha?
Everyone praising the Ne Zha performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 4.3k points
Hot Take: Ne Zha's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Ne Zha. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Ne Zha is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Ne Zha and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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