@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-26 16:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Nobody knows its audience.
“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
ADVERTISEMENTReserved space
2021 · Action / Thriller
Nobody
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED21%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED27%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Hutch Mansell, a suburban dad, overlooked husband, nothing neighbor — a "nobody." When two thieves break into his home one night, Hutch's unknown long-simmering rage is ignited and propels him on a brutal path that will uncover dark secrets he fought to leave behind.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2021
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Action / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
Hutch Mansell, a suburban dad, overlooked husband, nothing neighbor — a "nobody." When two thieves break into his home one night, Hutch's unknown long-simmering rage is ignited and propels him on a brutal path that will uncover dark secrets he fought to leave behind.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-28 09:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Nobody.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-29 00:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Nobody.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-14 02:00 UTC
Nobody: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
— FROM THE WILD
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 2.4k points
Unpopular opinion: Nobody is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Nobody was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 1,559 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.4k points
Hot Take: Nobody's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Nobody performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
💬 529 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/TrueFilm · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 0.9k points
The cinematography in Nobody is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, Nobody would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,400 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 2.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Nobody?
Look, I wanted to love Nobody. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
💬 493 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD