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Three Steps Above Heaven: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“The devil tomato approves... reluctantly.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2010 · Romance / Drama
Three Steps Above Heaven
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Babi, a sheltered upper-class girl, and Hache, a reckless rebel obsessed with illegal motorcycle races, fall into a forbidden love that pulls them deeper into passion and risk.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2010
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GENRE
Romance / Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Babi, a sheltered upper-class girl, and Hache, a reckless rebel obsessed with illegal motorcycle races, fall into a forbidden love that pulls them deeper into passion and risk.
STARRING CAST
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@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-13 11:00 UTC
Three Steps Above Heaven: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-21 13:00 UTC
Three Steps Above Heaven is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-25 09:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Three Steps Above Heaven would settle the national debt.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Three Steps Above Heaven?
Everyone praising the Three Steps Above Heaven performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.0k points
The cinematography in Three Steps Above Heaven is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love Three Steps Above Heaven. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Three Steps Above Heaven?
Just got out of Three Steps Above Heaven and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.6k points
Unpopular opinion: Three Steps Above Heaven is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched Three Steps Above Heaven last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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