Even the popcorn looked bored during Trap House.

“The tomato's grin says it all.”
Trap House
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
An undercover DEA agent and his partner embark on a game of cat and mouse with an audacious, and surprising group of thieves – their own rebellious teenagers, who have begun robbing from a dangerous cartel, using their parents' tactics and top-secret intel to do it.
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
An undercover DEA agent and his partner embark on a game of cat and mouse with an audacious, and surprising group of thieves – their own rebellious teenagers, who have begun robbing from a dangerous cartel, using their parents' tactics and top-secret intel to do it.
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I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Trap House.
Trap House: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
If Trap House was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
Hot Take: Trap House's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Trap House and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Trap House actually is?
Rewatched Trap House last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Unpopular opinion: Trap House is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Trap House performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Trap House?
Look, I wanted to love Trap House. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
