Counted the jumpscares in Old. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.

“Certified chaotic energy.”
Old
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
A group of families on a tropical holiday discover that the secluded beach where they are staying is somehow causing them to age rapidly – reducing their entire lives into a single day.
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
A group of families on a tropical holiday discover that the secluded beach where they are staying is somehow causing them to age rapidly – reducing their entire lives into a single day.
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Why is Old rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Old (2021) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 37/100. A group of families on a tropical holiday discover that the secluded beach where they are staying is somehow causing them to age rapidly – reducing their entire lives into a single day.
What streaming era or audience vibe does Old fit best?+
Old works best as a modern catalog staple for thriller fans. With a Burn Index of 37/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Old worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Old scores 37/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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The cinematography in Old is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Just got out of Old and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Old?
Rewatched Old last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Old?
Honestly, Old would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Hot Take: Old's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Old performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
