If Drive was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.

“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
Drive
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Driver is a skilled Hollywood stuntman who moonlights as a getaway driver for criminals. Though he projects an icy exterior, lately he's been warming up to a pretty neighbor named Irene and her young son, Benicio. When Irene's husband gets out of jail, he enlists Driver's help in a million-dollar heist. The job goes horribly wrong, and Driver must risk his life to protect Irene and Benicio from the vengeful masterminds behind the robbery.
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Driver is a skilled Hollywood stuntman who moonlights as a getaway driver for criminals. Though he projects an icy exterior, lately he's been warming up to a pretty neighbor named Irene and her young son, Benicio. When Irene's husband gets out of jail, he enlists Driver's help in a million-dollar heist. The job goes horribly wrong, and Driver must risk his life to protect Irene and Benicio from the vengeful masterminds behind the robbery.
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Watched Drive so you don't have to. You're welcome.
If whispered monologues were currency, Drive would settle the national debt.
Drive confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
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Unpopular opinion: Drive is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Drive performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Hot Take: Drive's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Drive last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Drive actually is?
Director clearly thought Drive was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
