@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-14 03:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Transformers: Rise of the Beasts.
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2023 · Sci-Fi / Adventure / Action
Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
When a new threat capable of destroying the entire planet emerges, Optimus Prime and the Autobots must team up with a powerful faction known as the Maximals. With the fate of humanity hanging in the balance, humans Noah and Elena will do whatever it takes to help the Transformers as they engage in the ultimate battle to save Earth.
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2023
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Sci-Fi / Adventure / Action
PLOT SUMMARY
When a new threat capable of destroying the entire planet emerges, Optimus Prime and the Autobots must team up with a powerful faction known as the Maximals. With the fate of humanity hanging in the balance, humans Noah and Elena will do whatever it takes to help the Transformers as they engage in the ultimate battle to save Earth.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-07 15:00 UTC
If Transformers: Rise of the Beasts was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@SCREEN_SHADE2025-12-19 03:00 UTC
Watched Transformers: Rise of the Beasts so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-24 16:00 UTC
The science in Transformers: Rise of the Beasts has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.6k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Transformers: Rise of the Beasts?
Just got out of Transformers: Rise of the Beasts and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 4.2k points
The cinematography in Transformers: Rise of the Beasts is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Transformers: Rise of the Beasts was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Transformers: Rise of the Beasts?
Rewatched Transformers: Rise of the Beasts last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.2k points
Unpopular opinion: Transformers: Rise of the Beasts is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Transformers: Rise of the Beasts performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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