Counted the jumpscares in Oldboy. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.

“Certified chaotic energy.”
Oldboy
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
With no clue how he came to be imprisoned, drugged and tortured for 15 years, a desperate man seeks revenge on his captors.
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
With no clue how he came to be imprisoned, drugged and tortured for 15 years, a desperate man seeks revenge on his captors.
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Oldboy should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
Oldboy has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
If whispered monologues were currency, Oldboy would settle the national debt.
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[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Oldboy?
Honestly, Oldboy would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
The cinematography in Oldboy is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Oldboy was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Unpopular opinion: Oldboy is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Oldboy performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
