@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-20 18:00 UTC
If We Bare Bears: The Movie was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
“This tomato has seen things.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2020 · Animation / Adventure / Family / Comedy
We Bare Bears: The Movie
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED28%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
When Grizz, Panda, and Ice Bear's love of food trucks and viral videos get out of hand, the brothers are now chased away from their home and embark on a trip to Canada, where they can live in peace.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2020
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GENRE
Animation / Adventure / Family / Comedy
PLOT SUMMARY
When Grizz, Panda, and Ice Bear's love of food trucks and viral videos get out of hand, the brothers are now chased away from their home and embark on a trip to Canada, where they can live in peace.
STARRING CAST
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@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-25 22:00 UTC
Watched We Bare Bears: The Movie so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-28 07:00 UTC
Cried during We Bare Bears: The Movie. Mostly at the ticket price.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-14 06:00 UTC
We Bare Bears: The Movie is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 3.4k points
The cinematography in We Bare Bears: The Movie is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love We Bare Bears: The Movie. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 0.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in We Bare Bears: The Movie?
Just got out of We Bare Bears: The Movie and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.9k points
Unpopular opinion: We Bare Bears: The Movie is the most overrated film of the decade
Rewatched We Bare Bears: The Movie last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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