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The Ten Commandments has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
“Certified chaotic energy.”
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1956 · Drama / History
The Ten Commandments
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Escaping death, a Hebrew infant is raised in a royal household to become a prince. Upon discovery of his true heritage, Moses embarks on a personal quest to reclaim his destiny as the leader and liberator of the Hebrew people.
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1956
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Drama / History
PLOT SUMMARY
Escaping death, a Hebrew infant is raised in a royal household to become a prince. Upon discovery of his true heritage, Moses embarks on a personal quest to reclaim his destiny as the leader and liberator of the Hebrew people.
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@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-31 13:00 UTC
The Ten Commandments confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-15 02:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during The Ten Commandments.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-22 03:00 UTC
The Ten Commandments is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
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r/flicks · u/CinephileCynic🔥 3.1k points
The cinematography in The Ten Commandments is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched The Ten Commandments last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 3.4k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Ten Commandments?
Director clearly thought The Ten Commandments was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.4k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in The Ten Commandments?
Honestly, The Ten Commandments would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.2k points
Unpopular opinion: The Ten Commandments is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the The Ten Commandments performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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