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Laughed twice during Mickey 17. Once was a sneeze.
“Plot holes? We fell in.”
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2025 · Sci-Fi / Comedy / Adventure
Mickey 17
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Unlikely hero Mickey Barnes finds himself in the extraordinary circumstance of working for an employer who demands the ultimate commitment to the job… to die, for a living.
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Sci-Fi / Comedy / Adventure
PLOT SUMMARY
Unlikely hero Mickey Barnes finds himself in the extraordinary circumstance of working for an employer who demands the ultimate commitment to the job… to die, for a living.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-26 10:00 UTC
Mickey 17 is what improv class warned you about.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-28 01:00 UTC
Watched Mickey 17 so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-28 15:00 UTC
If Mickey 17 was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Mickey 17?
Just got out of Mickey 17 and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/criticalkino · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.1k points
The cinematography in Mickey 17 is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Mickey 17 last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 2.0k points
Unpopular opinion: Mickey 17 is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Mickey 17 was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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