@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-29 18:00 UTC
Hedon confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
“Plot holes? We fell in.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2019 · Drama
Hedon
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED70%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED66%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
On the hunt for an emotional spark, Fynn sets out to lose himself in various sexual encounters of the night. As day is dawning he stumbles across young Tom, but by this point he wonders if he is still in control of his bodily impulses.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2019
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
On the hunt for an emotional spark, Fynn sets out to lose himself in various sexual encounters of the night. As day is dawning he stumbles across young Tom, but by this point he wonders if he is still in control of his bodily impulses.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
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@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-29 22:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Hedon.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-14 19:00 UTC
Hedon is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-07 00:00 UTC
If Hedon was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 3.9k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Hedon actually is?
Director clearly thought Hedon was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.5k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Hedon?
Honestly, Hedon would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.7k points
The cinematography in Hedon is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Hedon performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/flicks · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.1k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Hedon?
Just got out of Hedon and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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