@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-10 10:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Cold Feet.
“Script was written in ketchup.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2019 · UNCATEGORIZED
Cold Feet
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
At an exotic resort with her husband to celebrate their fifth anniversary and her birthday, an ex-army colonel's wife runs into an old flame. Sparks begin to fly.
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RELEASE DATE
2019
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PLOT SUMMARY
At an exotic resort with her husband to celebrate their fifth anniversary and her birthday, an ex-army colonel's wife runs into an old flame. Sparks begin to fly.
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@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-20 18:00 UTC
Watched Cold Feet so you don't have to. You're welcome.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-25 17:00 UTC
Cold Feet has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-27 23:00 UTC
If Cold Feet was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/boxoffice · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 2.9k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Cold Feet?
Director clearly thought Cold Feet was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 3.0k points
Unpopular opinion: Cold Feet is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Cold Feet would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 3.8k points
Hot Take: Cold Feet's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Cold Feet performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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