If The Fall Guy was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.

“The projector's on fire. Literally.”
The Fall Guy
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Fresh off an almost career-ending accident, stuntman Colt Seavers has to track down a missing movie star, solve a conspiracy and try to win back the love of his life while still doing his day job.
🍅 THE DEVIL TOMATO IS CACKLING IN THE PROJECTION BOOTH…
Fresh off an almost career-ending accident, stuntman Colt Seavers has to track down a missing movie star, solve a conspiracy and try to win back the love of his life while still doing his day job.
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The Fall Guy: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
The Fall Guy is what improv class warned you about.
The Fall Guy put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
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The cinematography in The Fall Guy is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Honestly, The Fall Guy would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Hot Take: The Fall Guy's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the The Fall Guy performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Fall Guy actually is?
Look, I wanted to love The Fall Guy. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Fall Guy?
Just got out of The Fall Guy and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
