If Face/Off was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.

“This tomato has seen things.”
Face/Off
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
In order to foil a terrorist plot, an FBI agent undergoes facial transplant surgery and assumes the identity of a criminal mastermind. The plan turns sour when the criminal wakes up prematurely and seeks revenge.
🧂 SALTING THE WOUNDS…
In order to foil a terrorist plot, an FBI agent undergoes facial transplant surgery and assumes the identity of a criminal mastermind. The plan turns sour when the criminal wakes up prematurely and seeks revenge.
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Watched Face/Off so you don't have to. You're welcome.
The science in Face/Off has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
Face/Off is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
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[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Face/Off?
Director clearly thought Face/Off was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Hot Take: Face/Off's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Face/Off. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Unpopular opinion: Face/Off is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Face/Off performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Face/Off actually is?
Honestly, Face/Off would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
