@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-11 05:00 UTC
Now You See Me has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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2013 · Thriller / Crime
Now You See Me
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
An FBI agent and an Interpol detective track a team of illusionists who pull off bank heists during their performances and reward their audiences with the money.
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RELEASE DATE
2013
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Thriller / Crime
PLOT SUMMARY
An FBI agent and an Interpol detective track a team of illusionists who pull off bank heists during their performances and reward their audiences with the money.
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@RATIO_RAT2025-12-21 04:00 UTC
The script for Now You See Me feels like it was entirely written by an algorithm fed nothing but energy-drink commercials.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-10 22:00 UTC
Counted four explosions before the studio logo finished. Now You See Me knows its audience.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-05 13:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Now You See Me.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 4.1k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Now You See Me actually is?
Director clearly thought Now You See Me was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.9k points
Hot Take: Now You See Me's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Now You See Me would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 2.2k points
The cinematography in Now You See Me is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Now You See Me last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/ScriptDoctor99🔥 2.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Now You See Me?
Everyone praising the Now You See Me performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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