@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-11 07:00 UTC
Watched X so you don't have to. You're welcome.
“Certified chaotic energy.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2022 · Horror
X
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
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COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED39%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
In 1979, a group of young filmmakers set out to make an adult film in rural Texas, but when their reclusive, elderly hosts catch them in the act, the cast find themselves fighting for their lives.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2022
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Horror
PLOT SUMMARY
In 1979, a group of young filmmakers set out to make an adult film in rural Texas, but when their reclusive, elderly hosts catch them in the act, the cast find themselves fighting for their lives.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-05 17:00 UTC
X thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-17 16:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during X.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-23 10:00 UTC
X: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
— FROM THE WILD
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Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
r/movies · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 2.3k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in X actually is?
Rewatched X last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
💬 1,140 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.2k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in X?
Look, I wanted to love X. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
💬 1,720 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 2.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in X?
Honestly, X would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 344 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD