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Blade Runner is a cinematic experience designed specifically for film students who want to feel superior at dinner parties.
“The devil tomato walked out.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1982 · Sci-Fi / Drama / Thriller
Blade Runner
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
In the smog-choked dystopian Los Angeles of 2019, blade runner Rick Deckard is called out of retirement to terminate a quartet of replicants who have escaped to Earth seeking their creator for a way to extend their short life spans.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1982
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GENRE
Sci-Fi / Drama / Thriller
PLOT SUMMARY
In the smog-choked dystopian Los Angeles of 2019, blade runner Rick Deckard is called out of retirement to terminate a quartet of replicants who have escaped to Earth seeking their creator for a way to extend their short life spans.
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@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-26 13:00 UTC
Blade Runner treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-28 02:00 UTC
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Blade Runner.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-28 15:00 UTC
Watched Blade Runner so you don't have to. You're welcome.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 0.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Blade Runner actually is?
Director clearly thought Blade Runner was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 965 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/criticalkino · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 3.9k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Blade Runner?
Honestly, Blade Runner would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.6k points
Hot Take: Blade Runner's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Blade Runner and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.3k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Blade Runner?
Everyone praising the Blade Runner performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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