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The chemistry in 14 and Under is so flat it would fail a high-school lab report.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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1973 · Comedy / Romance
14 and Under
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED46%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED52%
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
This episodic film is a close relative of Wolf Hartwig's schoolgirl report movies, made by the same people, in a similar style, around similar topics. However, this one specifically focuses on the coming-of-age aspects, to an extent that it also touches on delicate issues such as paedophilia.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
1973
RUNTIME
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GENRE
Comedy / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
This episodic film is a close relative of Wolf Hartwig's schoolgirl report movies, made by the same people, in a similar style, around similar topics. However, this one specifically focuses on the coming-of-age aspects, to an extent that it also touches on delicate issues such as paedophilia.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-14 11:00 UTC
If 14 and Under was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-22 13:00 UTC
14 and Under: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-11 09:00 UTC
14 and Under is what improv class warned you about.
— FROM THE WILD
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r/boxoffice · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 0.7k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in 14 and Under?
Honestly, 14 and Under would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
💬 1,392 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.7k points
Hot Take: 14 and Under's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the 14 and Under performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/FrameByFrameFred🔥 4.3k points
The cinematography in 14 and Under is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought 14 and Under was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.5k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in 14 and Under?
Just got out of 14 and Under and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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