@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-22 00:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Warriors of the Wind.
“This film is a war crime against cinema.”
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1985 · Adventure / Animation / Fantasy
Warriors of the Wind
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
After a global war, the seaside kingdom known as the Valley of the Wind remains one of the last strongholds on Earth untouched by a poisonous jungle and the powerful insects that guard it. Led by the courageous Princess Nausicaä, the people of the Valley engage in an epic struggle to restore the bond between humanity and Earth.
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RELEASE DATE
1985
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GENRE
Adventure / Animation / Fantasy
PLOT SUMMARY
After a global war, the seaside kingdom known as the Valley of the Wind remains one of the last strongholds on Earth untouched by a poisonous jungle and the powerful insects that guard it. Led by the courageous Princess Nausicaä, the people of the Valley engage in an epic struggle to restore the bond between humanity and Earth.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-11 13:00 UTC
Warriors of the Wind: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-21 02:00 UTC
If exposition were a contact sport, Warriors of the Wind would be banned for life.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-25 15:00 UTC
The science in Warriors of the Wind has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.4k points
The cinematography in Warriors of the Wind is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Warriors of the Wind last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 3.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Warriors of the Wind?
Everyone praising the Warriors of the Wind performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/PracticalFX_Stan🔥 1.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Warriors of the Wind is the most overrated film of the decade
Honestly, Warriors of the Wind would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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