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Laughed twice during Shrek the Third. Once was a sneeze.
“We laughed. Then we cried. Then we left.”
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2007 · Fantasy / Adventure / Animation / Comedy / Family
Shrek the Third
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The King of Far Far Away has died and Shrek and Fiona are to become King & Queen. However, Shrek wants to return to his cozy swamp and live in peace and quiet, so when he finds out there is another heir to the throne, they set off to bring him back to rule the kingdom.
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RELEASE DATE
2007
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Fantasy / Adventure / Animation / Comedy / Family
PLOT SUMMARY
The King of Far Far Away has died and Shrek and Fiona are to become King & Queen. However, Shrek wants to return to his cozy swamp and live in peace and quiet, so when he finds out there is another heir to the throne, they set off to bring him back to rule the kingdom.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2025-12-25 05:00 UTC
Shrek the Third put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
@RATIO_RAT2025-12-12 22:00 UTC
The science in Shrek the Third has the same relationship to physics that I have to going to the gym: aspirational.
@REEL_DEAL2025-12-21 13:00 UTC
Shrek the Third is what happens when a writers' room confuses "ambiguous" with "didn't finish the draft".
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r/TrueFilm · u/ExpositionDump🔥 0.5k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Shrek the Third actually is?
Just got out of Shrek the Third and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/movies · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Shrek the Third?
Rewatched Shrek the Third last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.7k points
Unpopular opinion: Shrek the Third is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Shrek the Third was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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