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Watched Aladdin so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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1992 · Animation / Family / Adventure / Fantasy / Romance
Aladdin
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
In the boorish city of Agrabah, kind-hearted street urchin Aladdin and Princess Jasmine fall in love, although she can only marry a prince. He and power-hungry Grand Vizier Jafar vie for a magic lamp that can fulfill their wishes.
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RELEASE DATE
1992
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Animation / Family / Adventure / Fantasy / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
In the boorish city of Agrabah, kind-hearted street urchin Aladdin and Princess Jasmine fall in love, although she can only marry a prince. He and power-hungry Grand Vizier Jafar vie for a magic lamp that can fulfill their wishes.
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r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.4k points
Hot Take: Aladdin's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the Aladdin performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/CinephileCynic🔥 1.6k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Aladdin actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Aladdin. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/TrueFilm · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 1.5k points
Unpopular opinion: Aladdin is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Aladdin and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.8k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Aladdin?
Rewatched Aladdin last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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