Laughed twice during Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery. Once was a sneeze.

“Certified chaotic energy.”
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
When young priest Jud Duplenticy is sent to assist charismatic firebrand Monsignor Jefferson Wicks, it’s clear that all is not well in the pews. After a sudden and seemingly impossible murder rocks the town, the lack of an obvious suspect prompts local police chief Geraldine Scott to join forces with renowned detective Benoit Blanc to unravel a mystery that defies all logic.
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When young priest Jud Duplenticy is sent to assist charismatic firebrand Monsignor Jefferson Wicks, it’s clear that all is not well in the pews. After a sudden and seemingly impossible murder rocks the town, the lack of an obvious suspect prompts local police chief Geraldine Scott to join forces with renowned detective Benoit Blanc to unravel a mystery that defies all logic.
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Counted the jumpscares in Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.
Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
I've seen screen savers with more depth and fewer unnecessary lens flares than Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery.
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Hot Take: Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
Unpopular opinion: Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery actually is?
Honestly, Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
