@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-25 21:00 UTC
Four Brothers: where physics filed for emotional distress and lost.
“We laughed. Then we cried. Then we left.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
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2005 · Action / Crime
Four Brothers
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Four adopted brothers return to their Detroit hometown when their mother is murdered and vow to exact revenge on the killers.
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RELEASE DATE
2005
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Action / Crime
PLOT SUMMARY
Four adopted brothers return to their Detroit hometown when their mother is murdered and vow to exact revenge on the killers.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-13 00:00 UTC
If Four Brothers was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-06 08:00 UTC
Four Brothers: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-17 18:00 UTC
Four Brothers should come with a complimentary pillow for when the third-act CGI soup inevitably kicks in.
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r/TrueFilm · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 3.4k points
The cinematography in Four Brothers is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Four Brothers last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.8k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Four Brothers actually is?
Director clearly thought Four Brothers was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/criticalkino · u/PopcornPhilosopher🔥 0.6k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Four Brothers?
Honestly, Four Brothers would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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