Watched May December so you don't have to. You're welcome.

“Script was written in ketchup.”
May December
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Twenty years after their notorious tabloid romance gripped the nation, a married couple buckles under the pressure when an actress arrives to do research for a film about their past.
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
Twenty years after their notorious tabloid romance gripped the nation, a married couple buckles under the pressure when an actress arrives to do research for a film about their past.
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May December: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
If whispered monologues were currency, May December would settle the national debt.
May December has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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Why is May December rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
May December (2023) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 34/100. Twenty years after their notorious tabloid romance gripped the nation, a married couple buckles under the pressure when an actress arrives to do research for a film about their past.
What streaming era or audience vibe does May December fit best?+
May December works best as a recent streaming-era watch for drama fans. With a Burn Index of 34/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is May December worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
May December scores 34/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in May December actually is?
Everyone praising the May December performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
The cinematography in May December is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Look, I wanted to love May December. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in May December?
Director clearly thought May December was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Hot Take: May December's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, May December would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
