Faces of Death thinks "scary" means turning the lights off and slamming a kitchen drawer.

“The devil tomato approves... reluctantly.”
Faces of Death
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
A woman, employed as a website content moderator, comes across a series of violent videos reproducing death scenes from a film.
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A woman, employed as a website content moderator, comes across a series of violent videos reproducing death scenes from a film.
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Even the popcorn looked bored during Faces of Death.
Faces of Death: every character holds the idiot ball with both hands and a strap.
Faces of Death: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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Unpopular opinion: Faces of Death is the most overrated film of the decade
Everyone praising the Faces of Death performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
The cinematography in Faces of Death is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Rewatched Faces of Death last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Faces of Death?
Honestly, Faces of Death would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Hot Take: Faces of Death's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Just got out of Faces of Death and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
