@POPCORN_CRITIC2026-01-24 01:00 UTC
Laughed twice during No Hard Feelings. Once was a sneeze.
“We laughed. Then we cried. Then we left.”
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2023 · Comedy / Romance
No Hard Feelings
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
On the brink of losing her childhood home, Maddie discovers an intriguing job listing: wealthy helicopter parents looking for someone to “date” their introverted 19-year-old son, Percy, before he leaves for college. To her surprise, Maddie soon discovers the awkward Percy is no sure thing.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2023
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GENRE
Comedy / Romance
PLOT SUMMARY
On the brink of losing her childhood home, Maddie discovers an intriguing job listing: wealthy helicopter parents looking for someone to “date” their introverted 19-year-old son, Percy, before he leaves for college. To her surprise, Maddie soon discovers the awkward Percy is no sure thing.
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@CREDITS_FLEE2026-01-12 02:00 UTC
No Hard Feelings: an airport-run cliché stretched into a feature film.
@RATIO_RAT2026-01-05 21:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during No Hard Feelings.
@REEL_DEAL2026-01-17 13:00 UTC
No Hard Feelings put every joke in the trailer and then dared us to sit through the rest.
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r/boxoffice · u/ExpositionDump🔥 1.5k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in No Hard Feelings?
Just got out of No Hard Feelings and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/flicks · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.2k points
Unpopular opinion: No Hard Feelings is the most overrated film of the decade
Director clearly thought No Hard Feelings was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/flicks · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.7k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in No Hard Feelings?
Rewatched No Hard Feelings last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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