The chemistry in Eva is so flat it would fail a high-school lab report.

“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
Eva
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
When Eva gets involved in a steamy threesome with a houseboy and her lady boss, she realizes she has to choose only one between them.
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When Eva gets involved in a steamy threesome with a houseboy and her lady boss, she realizes she has to choose only one between them.
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Two solid hours of characters staring intensely out of rain-slicked windows. Brilliant work, Eva.
Eva confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
Watched Eva so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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Why is Eva rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Eva (2021) is served a mixed roast on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 46/100. When Eva gets involved in a steamy threesome with a houseboy and her lady boss, she realizes she has to choose only one between them.
What streaming era or audience vibe does Eva fit best?+
Eva works best as a modern catalog staple for drama fans. With a Burn Index of 46/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Eva worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Eva lands at 46/100 Burn — solid for genre fans, skippable if you want a guaranteed classic.
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Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Eva actually is?
Look, I wanted to love Eva. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Hot Take: Eva's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Honestly, Eva would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Eva?
Just got out of Eva and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
