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Watched The Garden of Delights so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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2004 · Animation
The Garden of Delights
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
The male and female protagonists are like the physical incarnations of Adam and Eve in Bosch’s masterpiece "The Garden of Pleasure". The film has become a living record of life and death.
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RELEASE DATE
2004
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GENRE
Animation
PLOT SUMMARY
The male and female protagonists are like the physical incarnations of Adam and Eve in Bosch’s masterpiece "The Garden of Pleasure". The film has become a living record of life and death.
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@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-05 01:00 UTC
Cried during The Garden of Delights. Mostly at the ticket price.
@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-17 08:00 UTC
The Garden of Delights is 90 minutes of merch-tie-in with a story bolted on as a legal afterthought.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-23 06:00 UTC
The Garden of Delights: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
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r/criticalkino · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 1.6k points
Hot Take: The Garden of Delights's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Everyone praising the The Garden of Delights performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 1.5k points
Unpopular opinion: The Garden of Delights is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of The Garden of Delights and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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r/TrueFilm · u/CinephileCynic🔥 2.0k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in The Garden of Delights actually is?
Rewatched The Garden of Delights last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/boxoffice · u/ContinuityKaren🔥 4.1k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in The Garden of Delights?
Look, I wanted to love The Garden of Delights. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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