@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-30 11:00 UTC
Just Like Heaven: proof the studio reads its own marketing too literally.
“Certified chaotic energy.”
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2005 · Comedy / Romance / Fantasy
Just Like Heaven
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Shortly after David Abbott moves into his new San Francisco digs, he has an unwelcome visitor on his hands: winsome Elizabeth Masterson, who asserts that the apartment is hers -- and promptly vanishes. When she starts appearing and disappearing at will, David thinks she's a ghost, while Elizabeth is convinced she's alive.
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RELEASE DATE
2005
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GENRE
Comedy / Romance / Fantasy
PLOT SUMMARY
Shortly after David Abbott moves into his new San Francisco digs, he has an unwelcome visitor on his hands: winsome Elizabeth Masterson, who asserts that the apartment is hers -- and promptly vanishes. When she starts appearing and disappearing at will, David thinks she's a ghost, while Elizabeth is convinced she's alive.
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@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2026-01-30 07:00 UTC
Just Like Heaven has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@TRAILER_TROLL2026-01-29 23:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Just Like Heaven.
@AISLE_GHOUL2026-01-14 14:00 UTC
If Just Like Heaven was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
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r/boxoffice · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.1k points
The cinematography in Just Like Heaven is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Just Like Heaven performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/boxoffice · u/MidnightMatinee🔥 1.8k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Just Like Heaven?
Look, I wanted to love Just Like Heaven. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
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r/flicks · u/BoomMicBoomer🔥 1.1k points
Hot Take: Just Like Heaven's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Director clearly thought Just Like Heaven was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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