Transformers: Age of Extinction has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.

“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
Transformers: Age of Extinction
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
As humanity picks up the pieces after the battle of Chicago, a shadowy group reveals itself in an attempt to control the direction of history…while an ancient, powerful new menace sets Earth in its crosshairs. With help from Cade Yeager, Optimus Prime and the Autobots rise to meet their most fearsome challenge yet.
🚬 LIGHTING A CIGAR OFF THE SCREENPLAY…
As humanity picks up the pieces after the battle of Chicago, a shadowy group reveals itself in an attempt to control the direction of history…while an ancient, powerful new menace sets Earth in its crosshairs. With help from Cade Yeager, Optimus Prime and the Autobots rise to meet their most fearsome challenge yet.
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Even the popcorn looked bored during Transformers: Age of Extinction.
If Transformers: Age of Extinction was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
Watched Transformers: Age of Extinction so you don't have to. You're welcome.
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Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Transformers: Age of Extinction actually is?
Everyone praising the Transformers: Age of Extinction performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Transformers: Age of Extinction?
Director clearly thought Transformers: Age of Extinction was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Transformers: Age of Extinction?
Honestly, Transformers: Age of Extinction would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
Unpopular opinion: Transformers: Age of Extinction is the most overrated film of the decade
Look, I wanted to love Transformers: Age of Extinction. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
