@REEL_DEAL2026-01-07 23:00 UTC
If whispered monologues were currency, Grand Jete would settle the national debt.
“Tomato tried to leave at intermission.”
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2022 · Drama
Grand Jete
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Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
Dance teacher and mother Nadja left her son Mario with her own mother when he was little. Now she has reappeared on his doorstep, seeking a closeness that knows fewer and fewer boundaries. An uncompromising film about family relationships.
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— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2022
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GENRE
Drama
PLOT SUMMARY
Dance teacher and mother Nadja left her son Mario with her own mother when he was little. Now she has reappeared on his doorstep, seeking a closeness that knows fewer and fewer boundaries. An uncompromising film about family relationships.
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@ROW_F_REGRET2026-01-04 01:00 UTC
Grand Jete has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@ENDING_LEAKS2026-01-16 20:00 UTC
Grand Jete confuses "subtle" with "the cast forgot to act".
@SCREEN_SHADE2026-01-23 00:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Grand Jete.
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r/flicks · u/ReelTalkRanter🔥 0.9k points
The cinematography in Grand Jete is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Director clearly thought Grand Jete was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
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r/TrueFilm · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 1.5k points
[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Grand Jete?
Rewatched Grand Jete last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
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r/flicks · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.2k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Grand Jete?
Just got out of Grand Jete and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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