@LATE_SHOW_LURKER2025-12-30 08:00 UTC
Cried during Smurfs. Mostly at the ticket price.
“Popcorn's burnt. Like this film.”
— THE DEVIL TOMATO
ADVERTISEMENTReserved space
2025 · Animation / Family / Fantasy
Smurfs
BURN INDEX · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED42%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 ROASTS REGISTERED
SALT SHAKER · PLATFORM AVG
LOCKED48%
COMMUNITY LEDGER · 0 SALT SHAKES LOGGED
TOTAL LEDGER ENTRIES FOR THIS TITLE · 0 · LIVE
— WHERE TO WATCH
🔥 The Devil Tomato is sniffing out streaming services…
LUKEWARM · INOFFENSIVE
ICE COLD · 0–20%
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
CERTIFIED COOKED · 71–100%
An absolute cinematic disaster.
When Papa Smurf is mysteriously taken by evil wizards, Razamel and Gargamel, Smurfette leads the Smurfs on a mission into the real world to save him. With the help of new friends, the Smurfs must discover what defines their destiny to save the universe.
— THE CRITIC'S ROAST
🌶️ SHARPENING THE HORNS…
— AUDIENCE VERDICT TAGS · LIVE10 TAGS
— THE DOSSIER
RELEASE DATE
2025
RUNTIME
—
GENRE
Animation / Family / Fantasy
PLOT SUMMARY
When Papa Smurf is mysteriously taken by evil wizards, Razamel and Gargamel, Smurfette leads the Smurfs on a mission into the real world to save him. With the help of new friends, the Smurfs must discover what defines their destiny to save the universe.
STARRING CAST
Cast information unavailable.
— SUBMIT A ROAST
Public Roast Feed
@TRAILER_TROLL2025-12-15 17:00 UTC
If Smurfs was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@AISLE_GHOUL2025-12-23 04:00 UTC
Smurfs has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
@POPCORN_CRITIC2025-12-11 16:00 UTC
Smurfs treats "worldbuilding" the way a toddler treats a fruit bowl — enthusiastically, briefly, then forgotten.
— FROM THE WILD
Unfiltered Reddit Outrage
Simulated r/movies discussion threads · curated commentary timeline.
r/criticalkino · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 4.0k points
Unpopular opinion: Smurfs is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Smurfs and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
💬 1,518 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 2.9k points
Hot Take: Smurfs's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Rewatched Smurfs last night and noticed even more plot holes than the first time. The motivations don't track at all once you stop and think about act two.
💬 1,019 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD
r/movies · u/CinephileCynic🔥 4.2k points
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Smurfs actually is?
Director clearly thought Smurfs was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
💬 608 COMMENTS·SIMULATED THREAD