Counted the jumpscares in Thir13en Ghosts. Lost count. Lost interest. Refunded the popcorn emotionally.

“Even the credits needed a rewrite.”
Thir13en Ghosts
Masterfully crafted. Un-roastable.
An absolute cinematic disaster.
Arthur and his two children inherit his uncle's estate: a glass house that serves as a prison to twelve ghosts. When the family, accompanied by a nanny and an attorney, enter the house they find themselves trapped inside an evil machine 'designed by the Devil and powered by the dead' to open the Eye of Hell. Aided by a ghost hunter and his rival, a ghost rights activist out to set the ghosts free, the group must do what they can to get out of the house alive.
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Arthur and his two children inherit his uncle's estate: a glass house that serves as a prison to twelve ghosts. When the family, accompanied by a nanny and an attorney, enter the house they find themselves trapped inside an evil machine 'designed by the Devil and powered by the dead' to open the Eye of Hell. Aided by a ghost hunter and his rival, a ghost rights activist out to set the ghosts free, the group must do what they can to get out of the house alive.
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Why is Thir13en Ghosts rated highly on Roasted Tomatoes?+
Thir13en Ghosts (2001) is praised with a low burn score on Roasted Tomatoes with a Burn Index of 37/100. Arthur and his two children inherit his uncle's estate: a glass house that serves as a prison to twelve ghosts. When the family, accompanied by a nanny and an attorney, enter the house they find themselves trapped inside…
What streaming era or audience vibe does Thir13en Ghosts fit best?+
Thir13en Ghosts works best as a modern catalog staple for horror fans. With a Burn Index of 37/100, pair it with viewers who can handle that heat level.
Is Thir13en Ghosts worth watching according to Roasted Tomatoes?+
Thir13en Ghosts scores 37/100 Burn — Roasted Tomatoes recommends it as a confident watch.
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[Spoilers] Can we discuss that absolutely baffling ending in Thir13en Ghosts?
Director clearly thought Thir13en Ghosts was deeper than it is. There's a difference between ambiguous and unfinished, and this leans hard into the second.
Hot Take: Thir13en Ghosts's third act ruined what could have been a masterpiece
Look, I wanted to love Thir13en Ghosts. The trailer had me hyped. But sitting through the second hour felt like a homework assignment. The dialogue is exposition stacked on exposition and the score keeps telling me how to feel.
Unpopular opinion: Thir13en Ghosts is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Thir13en Ghosts and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
Why does no one talk about how mid the writing in Thir13en Ghosts actually is?
Everyone praising the Thir13en Ghosts performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
