@RATIO_RAT2025-12-15 21:00 UTC
Watched Alien: Romulus so you don't have to. You're welcome.
“Straight to the compost bin.”
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2024 · Horror / Sci-Fi
Alien: Romulus
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An absolute cinematic disaster.
While scavenging the deep ends of a derelict space station, a group of young space colonizers come face to face with the most terrifying life form in the universe.
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RELEASE DATE
2024
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Horror / Sci-Fi
PLOT SUMMARY
While scavenging the deep ends of a derelict space station, a group of young space colonizers come face to face with the most terrifying life form in the universe.
STARRING CAST
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@REEL_DEAL2025-12-23 12:00 UTC
If Alien: Romulus was a meal, it'd be unsalted rice with extra ego.
@ROW_F_REGRET2025-12-12 02:00 UTC
Even the popcorn looked bored during Alien: Romulus.
@ENDING_LEAKS2025-12-06 03:00 UTC
Alien: Romulus has the emotional range of a fridge magnet.
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r/TrueFilm · u/JumpCutJunkie🔥 0.7k points
The cinematography in Alien: Romulus is doing all the heavy lifting and it shows
Everyone praising the Alien: Romulus performances must have watched a different cut. The lead is sleepwalking through this and the supporting cast can't save it.
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r/criticalkino · u/ExpositionDump🔥 2.3k points
[Serious Discussion] Is anyone else completely checked out by the pacing in Alien: Romulus?
Honestly, Alien: Romulus would be a tight 95-minute movie. Instead we got a bloated runtime padded with B-roll and lingering shots that add nothing.
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r/boxoffice · u/ThirdActTrouble🔥 1.9k points
Unpopular opinion: Alien: Romulus is the most overrated film of the decade
Just got out of Alien: Romulus and I'm convinced critics are being paid in residuals. Two genuinely good scenes do not make a film. Convince me otherwise.
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